Monamour, quite frankly, is something I just cannot wrap my head around.Dario seems to have lost that extra thrust needed to proficiently empty out Martas oil well and it only leaves her wanting, no, scratch that, needing more to satisfy her overly pressurized needs.
Whats a girl to do Her desire to fill her the void that Dario has left gaping wide open, drives her promiscuity to a level where she becomes easily susceptible to the sexual prowess of a handsome stranger named Leon (Riccardo Marino). ![]() You know, the type that will go straight for a handshake with your all-beef patty, simply disregarding the whole HI, Im Leon. But hey, it seems to work on Marta and despite pretending to fight off his advances at first, a whirlwind, sexually driven fling between the two begins. And no, its not even so much the sexual elements that are what make Monamour grimy (but those can be pretty nas-tay, too), its the poor grooming and lack of hygiene of the characters that are worthy of at least one round of tetanus shots. You know your characters are as dirty as an episode of Hoarders when the films opening SEX scene starts with a shot of Leons pimple covered ass. Incredibly, this is really not all that nasty compared to what Marta has in store in terms of overall cleanliness. Monamour Tinto Brass Legendado Meaning Free With HerOne thing I have never seen, however, is a girl that seems to be so free with her bathroom antics, specifically with going pee. This classy broad takes a piss every chance she gets, and this may be an odd question, but do girls normally like to drop trou and pee in front of whoevers around at the time Even carrying on convos with their friends while theyre sitting across from each other without seeing something even slightly strange about it. ![]() No soap, no water. Thats how shit like fucking SARS becomes an epidemic. Like, how gross can you get Well, as gross as in this one scene where, without even the slightest bit of hesitation, she decides to put her fingers in her recently peed pussy to give her chuck roast a good stir. Maybe she should just go all the way and use those same fingers to eat a bowl of coleslaw after shes done. And of course, being as horny as Marta is, she sees fit to place her always-open meat canister on anything and everything she can get her cunny on. From wicker chairs and park benches, to metal railings that are sure to rust immediately afterwards, nothing is safe from this filth. She just rubs that shit all over the place, spreading her hybrid urinary tract infection everywhere for everyone to enjoy. Clearly, Leon must be unaware that Marta is MC Pee Pants as not only does he play with her vag, he often proceeds to SMELL HIS FINGERS AFTERWARDS But to make things worse, he even goes as far as to PUT THOSE SAME FINGERS IN HIS MOUTH Editors Note: As I type this, I am barfing violently. Not so much to wash his hands as he prefers to spackle it all over Martas beautiful brown spot before playing a little live-action The Decent with her darkest of caverns. You see, when you have a penis, it changes depending on blood flow. It goes from small and wobbly to (hopefully) big and strong, and this is all very normal, mind you. Now, for some reason the male penis in Monamour makes odd transformations, and somewhere between drooping tube sock and full tilt boogie, they turn into these gigantic rubber dicks that are clearly not made of flesh and blood. I mean, when the cock color changes and you can see the thin seem from the mold running down its side, there is clearly something wrong. I know this is Italy, and maybe hairy, worn-out moose knuckles attached to dirty chicks with pee hands are hot in that country, but this film is more likely to incite vomit out of my throat rather than yogurt out of my, well, you get the picture.
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